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Monday, September 12th, 2005
8:13 pm
[ashwoman]
I really wish I could be less picky about smelly-good things. For instance, I've been trying (unsuccessfully) for years now to find some sort of AirWick scented oil that I like. I've found the Glade that I love (Apple Cinnamon) -- but I just can't find an Airwick scent that smells homey. (I tried their Apple Cinnamon scent and for some reason it had an undertone of pickles...?)

So now the dilemma is -- We just bought one of those huge things from Costco with a warmer and six refills of the Mandarin Orange and Green Tea scented oil. I thought it smelled nice in the store...and it doesn't smell bad...just not homey to me. They're also ridiculously strong. I'm sure Sean's used to my pickiness by now...but I really hate to not use something that we spent $10 on.

Does anyone like these things or think you might use them? I think they may just be too strong for an apartment.

On another note, if you have a Costco card and an extra $8 lying around...do yourself a favor and go buy one of their 5-pound caramel apple pies. They're totally the pies you remember from fables where the witch would bake a pie to poison someone...only...they're not poisoned...I don't think?

Current Mood: disappointed
Friday, August 26th, 2005
12:24 am
[ashwoman]
After the first eleventy billion people I was introduced to as "my future daughter-in-law" by my future ex-mother-in-law, I decided to partake of the free wine they were serving at Theatre Memphis. Okay, so I decided before then. It's FREE WINE. COME ON, NOW.

But let me tell you, it was super fun dodging the, "So, is there a date set?" and the "How far are you in planning?" Mostly I just made jokes and laughed it off because it didn't hurt inside at all OGODCRY. I actually stole a joke from matrixx...I said to one guy, "Well, I've been looking at dresses for two years now, but since Sean hasn't actually proposed yet I guess I have plenty of time to find the perfect one!" BA-DUM-CHING! He didn't really think that was funny, and pretty much just stood there blankfaced and looking a bit confused.

I can't be mad at Sean's mom, though. It really makes me feel good that they've already welcomed me into the family and are claiming me as their own. (THEYLIKEMETHEYREALLYLIKEME) It sort of feels like the movie Meet the Parents...when Robert DeNiro proposes to Ben Stiller...or not.

Current Mood: not completely drunk but close
Friday, August 12th, 2005
1:36 am
[ashwoman]
HAY!
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING (OR ALREADY) MARRIED AND/OR HAVING A BABY!!!



::RAISEHAND::

Current Mood: drunk
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
5:19 pm
[ashwoman]
Things To Do Today If Even If They Kill Me
1. Finish cleaning full bath

2. Clean half bath

3. Clean kitchen

4. Vacuum

5. Finish laundry

6. Water plants

Ready...Set...Go...Okay...One...Two...Three...Go...OneTwoThreeGo...

Damn.

EDIT: The laundry may not be finished for lack of hours left in the evening, there's a load washing, a load drying, and two left after that. We'll see how late I'll continue this madness...

...and I'm leaving the kitchen for Sean to clean. I just can't hack it tonight. :(


Current Mood: lazy
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
7:40 pm
[mistresstrixe]
Today would have been a good day for the Bathroom Samurai
and how.

I just spent a freaking HOUR scrubbing and cleaning and wiping and spaying and scrubbing and rinsing, and wiping. I think you get the idea.

The worst part of this was having to clean the area around the toilet. I mean, do they just freaking pee on the floor, or what?

It was good I was so close to the toilet, so I could easily throw up.

I love my husband, and I don't ever want anyone to think I don't. BUT COME THE FUCK ON. HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE IT IN THE HOLE?


ick ick ick.

I think I'll go lysol the doorknobs and lightswitches now.

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
2:27 pm
[matrixx]
You know what sucks? Being pregnant. You're constantly tired, everything aches, you're fat and nothing fits, but until the very end no one realizes you're pregnant so they just assume that you eat too much. And shopping is no fun because maternity clothes are ugly, and like I said before nothing fits. Worst of all - you can't drink away your sorrows. I reeeeaaaaally want to drink away my sorrows.

Current Mood: emo
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